ladies who lunch

Dear ladies at work,

From time to time we all find ourselves feeling queasy after eating lunch. It happens. Sometimes it is the sushi. Sometimes it is the leftovers from home that should have been tossed two days prior. Sometimes it is that super spicy curry from the Indian place. And it is always the quiznos - just the one across from us, the others are fine. When the queasies hit - and this week I have noticed there have been many many instances - please remember that others need to use the 3rd floor bathroom. It is the only lavatory on our floor. I don't think it is all that difficult to turn around after you are done washing your hands to makes sure all the remains have been flushed away. I know there is nothing to be done about the odor, but the visuals can be dealt with. So please, if you forget your antacid or IBS meds or those pills you take before ingesting super yummy yet toxic food, please remember your co-workers and double flush. I know it is a waste of water - but we all need a pleasant work environment.

Many many thanks,
the woman with the tiny bladder who works in the office on the other side of the elevator and has a long hike to get to the toilet