worst day ever

my daughter proclaimed today was the worst day ever.
Here is her list:

1. mom didn't stay at school.
2. One friend sat with another friend and not with her. So their were tears.
3. One friend went thru the path in the trees first. She wanted go first. Tears and "M----- always gets to go first" begins. At which point M--- comes over and offers to let her go first. No more tears.
3. Swimming goes well - but a playdate after is not permitted becuase we have to go to the grocery store.
4. She cannot have candy or a Quarter for the machines at the store. She does however read the wrapper of a bag of Newman's Own organic cookies to her mother's satisfaction and gets the cookies.
5. The store doesn't have what we need so we have to go to another store.
6. The dogs get the pantry door open and eat all the powerbars.
7. She can't barter her way to more TV shows.
8. Mom sits on the edge of her bed and doesn't lay down with her to go to sleep.